MY FAVORITE THING EVER IS ALL IN ONE PLACE GUYS GUYS I LOVE IT I LOVE IT
Sang them all. Regret nothing.
where did these even come from?
Owls confirmed to be the creepiest birds ever. LOOK AT THE FUCKING THINGS. If you fail to notice the one on the left fucking SWALLOWING a rat, then you have the dude singing some satanic chant or something next to him, and then you have those two other fucking psychos synchronized to make you feel creeped the fuck out with their soulless dance of FUCKING DOOM.
I really am tempted to reblog this every time it’s on my dash. That description is one of the best things on the internet.
Yeahhhh, I want this on my blog again.
Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (1971)
And sex won’t rot your teeth.
“They keep opening my butt, damn it.”
“Daddy killed another monster on me. Again”
“Daddy just hit me with a metal bar. *cries*.”
“Sam don’t you dare take out that cassette player.. You may think Daddy’s dead but… No! Get that iPod thing away from me! No!…Son of a bitch.”
THIS MUST BE DONE!
“Daddy and his angel friend are taking off their clothes in my backseat again”
I just… I just needed these all in one place.
I don’t know who originally made these, who the geniuses are behind my extreme happiness right now…
But, god, do I love you.
What…the…fuck?? Lmao! <3 this
Soldier got back, Soldier got back.